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tabiTabi Bonney:

-Missy Elliot is/was great! How did I not list her in my top female rappers?She changed the whole game sonically & visually with Timbo & Hype


-I’m actually listening to my own music “dope” which I don’t do after I release it to the world.This joint is tight & I’m not even biased LOL

tUs_Stencil_biggerThese United States:

-day off! sittin Oceanside in San Diego, listenin to Everest and The Parson Red Heads, two killer bands we’re rockin Los Angeles w tomorrow!

wale_laceonly_biggerWale:

-im happy .. but rewriting for the 848774943th time :)


-in the studio with pharrell…i wanna go live…but im not sure if this aircard can take ustream right now

foul_swoops_red_lounge_normalFoul Swoops:

-grabbing all my can goods and headed for the hills. i am not gonna be a part of the race war taking place at the VMAs.


-who’s more in the wrong: me for trying to sell an unopened copy of Murmur to Cd Seller or CD Seller for not wanting it?

WedrenCraig Wedren

-The Making Of Pony Express Record in all it’s raw, mundane glory. http://bit.ly/34tGPe

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Sampling the thought-streams of DC musicians past and present.

therich_biggerTabi Bonney:

You know how I know I’m a professional rapper now? Cuz I just be randomly grabbing my nuts wherever I am: the dollar store, church, pool etc

I think that the ppl who named “nutella” were either high or extreme comedians. Ain’t no way I will ever try that.

Don’t look away girl just cuz I’m driving my fathers insulation van. LOL

foul_swoops_red_lounge_biggerFoul Swoops:

finally looked at pitchfork’s top 500 songs of the 2000’s. not a single song from my top two albums this decade. what a bummer.

too bad the black crowes ruined “hard to handle” because otis really kills on the original.

DSC01153_biggerCraig Wedren

Beauty book, Hotel De Dream: falling drops of vertebrae=gorgeous neck, cut-glass veil=only kidding yrslf, everyone else knows.

HUNG ep 8 realgood, my score n cover of Queen’s Play The Game been waiting to do that since Camp Modin 1982

twitter2_biggerEdie Sedgwick:

Manson all riled up. Won’t stop trying to tattoo a swastika on to my forehead. Gotta convince him to do the Rolling Stones lips instead…

Oasis – the “Family Feud” of Beatles cover bands.

“Funny People” – kind of the lime flavor in the Judd Apatow Life Saver roll.

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Sampling the thought-streams of DC musicians past and present.

Beauty Pill (Chad Clark):

“Ill Communication” reissue is out. Has anyone ever really stuck their dick in mashed potatoes? Scared to do a YouTube search.

On second thought, I think inserting genitals into mashed vegetables is more of a Vimeo thing. Next level. No commercial gain. Integrity.

Casper Bangs:

Just had to pay $580 to prevent NYC from towing the van we borrowed from army of me and then the starter died.

punks in a white van just rolled up in front of lauriol plaza and said to an old white man, can u tell us how to get to the hood

Craig Wedren (Shudder to Think):

Guyoncologist=cancer doctor of the man-vaj

Homealone hexes Cptn Eo after unsolicited reacharound causing everything post-Bad to be actually kind of bad.

Edie Sedgwick:

--Vince Vaughn making me smell his fingers to prove he got lucky last night.

POV porn too realistic to be fun, but Don Herbert is looking pretty sexy on these old Nickelodeon Mr. Wizard VHS tapes…

Had to shave my moustache after employer pointed out she has identical moustache. Bastards always finding a new way to keep you down.

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