Posts Tagged ‘Charlie Sheen’

The Terrible Red Dawn, Reviewed

Not even Thor can save the tedious amateur hour (plus) that is Red Dawn, an unnecessary remake (is that redundant?) of a pretty awful 1984 Patrick Swayze/Charlie Sheen vehicle about a group of teens fighting the Commies when the world goes to shit. This time, Chris Hemsworth is the star, North Korea is the enemy, [...]

How D.C. Police Can Fix Their Charlie Sheen Problem

The Metropolitan Police Department has taken some flak lately for the escort it provided Charlie Sheen last month between Dulles International Airport and his show at DAR Constitution Hall. Now, before this goes any further, we should probably point out that in this case, escort refers to a police motorcade, not the, er, other kind [...]

Arts Roundup: In House Edition

A Family Affair: Yesterday we reported that Phil Kennicott, the Washington Post's architecture/sometimes classical music/sometimes arts critic has been hired as the paper's new arts critic. The Post has been searching for a critic since Blake Gopnik left in December.
Wallowing in the Muck: WaPo's Dan Zak and TBD's Amanda Hess attended the icky Charlie Sheen [...]

Arts Roundup: Yes, We Aggregated Him Edition

Victim's Mother Wants Club Closed: The mother of George Cooper, a 25-year-old Washington man who was fatally stabbed at the CFE Events Center in Forestville last year, wants the venue closed, TBD's Sarah Godfrey reports. Tracy Cooper, who earlier this year sued the club and Prince George's County in a wrongful death suit, is leading a [...]

Charlie Sheen to Be Late to His Own Show

Attention Sheeniacs: Your messiah will be performing at 9 p.m. tonight at DAR Constitution Hall, not at 8 p.m. as scheduled. That's all the email from event promoter Live Nation says—I've asked for more details—but I'm guessing this has to do with Sheen's appearance in an L.A. courtroom today, and not, like, another a drug-fueled [...]

Charlie Sheen at Constitution Hall: a FAQ

In the oral tradition of Mark Twain, a very well-to-do man is touring the country, taking stages with nothing but his wits. Unlike Twain, Charlie Sheen has not published any literature that forever changed the course of mankind, unless you count his Twitter feed. So you may be asking yourself, why would anyone pay to see [...]

Far Out vs. Hot Dang, Vol. 27

Revolutions, natural disasters, scandals, irrepressible subcultures ... it's crazy out there, people! Far Out vs. Hot Dang has your back, though. Remember: IT'S ALL LOVE.

"It’s managed to stay classically and quintessentially yuppie!"
"douchebags, everywhere"

"Consider this installment of Fare Assessment our version of an Internal Affairs Bureau."
Marissa Payne / The Anti DC: "Kojo on NPR just now, [...]