Arts Desk

The Fort Reno Survival Kit: An Arts Desk Guide

1. Whole Foods bag: Starring lots of quinoa.

2. Hand sanitizer: Hummus residue.

3. iPhone: For checking the weather forecast, listening to Government Issue.

4. Fanny pack: Semi-ironic. Utile.

5. Scarf: Or keffiyeh. Whatever you’ve got.

6. Poncho: For mid-concert monsoon cancellations.

7. Granola: Probably purchased at the Takoma Park food co-op.

8. SmarTrip card: Nobody lives in Tenleytown.

9. Earplugs: For you. Massive noise-canceling headphones for your toddler.

10. Dog-shit bags: Rescued Labrador-Retriever mix.

11. Moleskines: How Hemingway tweeted.

12.  Change: Multiple runs to the Good Humor truck.

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  • Widder

    Needs more Guapo's customer loyalty card.

  • Mart

    what about my hash and bottle of beer?

  • Joe Warminsky

    I'd add an invisibility cloak, so you can go pee in the bushes shamelessly. I'm too lazy to walk over to Whole Foods.