Shudder to Tweet
Sampling the thought-streams of DC musicians past and present.
Beauty Pill (Chad Clark):
–“Ill Communication” reissue is out. Has anyone ever really stuck their dick in mashed potatoes? Scared to do a YouTube search.
–On second thought, I think inserting genitals into mashed vegetables is more of a Vimeo thing. Next level. No commercial gain. Integrity.
Casper Bangs:
–Just had to pay $580 to prevent NYC from towing the van we borrowed from army of me and then the starter died.
–punks in a white van just rolled up in front of lauriol plaza and said to an old white man, can u tell us how to get to the hood
Craig Wedren (Shudder to Think):
–Guyoncologist=cancer doctor of the man-vaj
–Homealone hexes Cptn Eo after unsolicited reacharound causing everything post-Bad to be actually kind of bad.
Edie Sedgwick:
--Vince Vaughn making me smell his fingers to prove he got lucky last night.
–POV porn too realistic to be fun, but Don Herbert is looking pretty sexy on these old Nickelodeon Mr. Wizard VHS tapes…
–Had to shave my moustache after employer pointed out she has identical moustache. Bastards always finding a new way to keep you down.
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