If you’re going to take liberties with famous works of literature, you might as well give us a happy ending or more sex and violence or something.
Author Archive for Mike Paarlberg
If you had a time machine, what would you do besides kill Hitler and stop George Lucas from making prequels?
Cross-dressing, switched identities, and R. Kelly trapped-in-the-closet scenarios deign to prevent a count from sexually assaulting or murdering anyone.
This violinist once sued a guy who broke his bow and demanded an audience not clap for him. Anyway, how'd he play?
A regal Spanish violinist plays French composers' interpretations of Spain
Parallels to Wagner’s life: He once took a long boat trip and probably felt persecuted and sexually frustrated a lot.
Who said it: Francis Poulenc or ISIS?
Here's who should replace him.
Like Michael Bay, who gave us the Transformers and Bad Boys franchises, Tchaikovsky was considered a hack in his day.
There are some bizarre elements in the piece, which supposedly illustrate an opium hallucination and a Satanic orgy.