Best Mall Gimmick

Train at White Flint Mall
11301 Rockville Pike, North Bethesda
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Does anyone even go to malls anymore besides tweens, perverts, European tourists, and old ladies? Since you asked: If it’s the depressing, soon-to-be demolished White Flint Mall, then it’s filled with parents who paid $2 for their toddlers to ride the kiddie train. The train moves at approximately three miles per hour and does a five-minute lap around the first floor of the mall. That may sound lame to people who can read, but it’s straight-up crack for the toddler set. Word to wise mall operators: Buy a kiddie train, and the parents will follow.
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