Best Dude Blogger

Best: Roosh V
2nd Best: Roissy in D.C.
Pick-up artists have a word for the runner-up in a sexual conquest: They call him a “Beta.” Roosh and Roissy, authors of Washington, D.C.-based dude blogs “Roosh V” and “Roissy in D.C.,” respectively, write from the perspectives of “Alphas” in a District filled with such sexual weaklings as interns, feminists, and—well—bloggers. Alas, in this contest, there can only be one. Both dudes touch on similar themes—hot girls, crazy girls, girls who have given them blowjobs. Who to add to your RSS? Let’s take Roissy’s rubric for judging a man’s place among the Alphas, Betas, Omegas, and “Dregs”: “How hot are the women he can attract, how strong is that attraction for him, and how many of those women find him attractive.” The many photos of Roosh V posted throughout his blog reveal that he’s not too shy to put his attractiveness up for public comment. Roissy’s portrait? Artist’s rendering.