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Date Night Yoga at Past Tense
3253 Mount Pleasant St. NW, 202-462-9642
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If you’re looking to get the prana flowing between you and your special someone, an hour at Past Tense Yoga Studio’s Date Night could do the trick. The beginner-friendly class includes lots of two-person poses, like sensual sun salutations and assisted stretching that brings you within grazing distance of your partner’s lingam. Instructor John Horan sets the mood by projecting moving stars on the ceiling and instructing students to gaze into their partners’ eyes. Stealing kisses between poses is encouraged; the corny, spiritual Horan emphasizes, “This is all about connection, folks, yes!” The $20-per-couple class ends with one-on-one massages and a coupon to share for a half-price bottle of wine at nearby Radius Pizza. While the class is cheesier than the slice you’ll eat afterward, you just might find yourself using your new-found flexibility for dessert.
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