The Personal(s) Adapted by Brian Sutow from the films Blind Date by Theo van Gogh and Stanley Tucci Directed by Josh Hecht; No Rules Theatre Company at Signature Theatre to May 18 Pas de Deux: Plays From New Zealand and Canada At Studio 2ndStage to May 19 Three pairs at two theaters about the messy, ugly side of love

The Tragician’s Apprentice: Magic gives way to something more dark in The Personal(s).

Perhaps just 50 percent of marriages end in divorce, but 100 percent of two-character plays about relationships end unhappily. That’s the conclusion one might reach after seeing The Personal(s) at No Rules Theatre and Skin Tight and 2-2 Tango, two plays Studio 2ndStage has coupled in its latest “Pas de Deux” pairing. Lest it appear that the three D.C. directors responsible are coping with breakups, it should be said that only one of the shows is a total downer. The other two at least offer catharsis and comic relief.

The Personal(s) is a world premiere adapted by No Rules Theatre Company’s producing director, Brian Sutow, who developed the script from two movies called Blind Date. One was a 1996 Dutch film, by the late Theo van Gogh; the other was the 2008 American knock-off, starring Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson. Say this much about the theatrical adaptation: It’s an excuse to create a totally awesome set.

No Rules is now a resident at Signature Theatre, using the smaller Ark space when the landlord isn’t. For The Personal(s), the room has been transformed into a speakeasy and magic venue, complete with a jukebox and framed vintage posters of Houdini, Thurston the Magician, and Herrmann the Great. The bar itself is a handsome Art Deco behemoth. When the run is over, someone should buy all the décor and open a new bar on H Street NE. Hopefully it will attract a less troubled crowd than it does onstage.

The play opens as Don (Michael Kramer), the magician/proprietor, is forcing his young barkeep Henry (Spencer Trinwith) to help him rehearse card tricks. His search for an ace is interrupted by the arrival of a blind date, a woman named Janna who has responded to his personal ad.

Like curious skeptics watching an illusionist, viewers must piece together Don and Janna’s backstory. This is not a blind date but an estranged couple communicating through personal ads. Or is it? The script includes what we take at first to be humorous role-playing. At one point Janna (Anne Kanengeiser) shows up as a shrink ready to analyze Don, while later he’s a trench coat-clad reporter taking notes. These are fronts. Something split these two apart 12 years ago, and they haven’t been able to so much as kiss ever since.

Many plays challenge viewers to think about difficult subjects, most of which can be elucidated onstage. But sexual dysfunction tied to tragedy? Yikes, that’s tricky. It’s been done, notably in the Pulitzer Prize-winning Rabbit Hole, but those characters go to therapy. Instead of asking viewers to explore a dark place, The Personal(s) just gets creepily awkward, as though Don and Janna desperately need an intervention. Henry could provide one, or at least be a sane, neutral observer. Instead, Trinwith’s character is a likeable third wheel/prop guy who clears the tables. As the 90-minute show progresses, Kanengeiser and Kramer face the thankless jobs of depicting heightened anguish, rage, and sexual aggression. None is easy to project, especially in an intimate black-box space. The only way these final scenes would be bearable is if they were shot from behind a camera, by a director with 20 takes to choose from.

Pas de Deux: Plays From New Zealand and Canada At Studio 2ndStage to May 19

Dom Reading: Skin Tight’s duo is game for some S&M.

Skin Tight By Gary Henderson Directed by Johanna Gruenhut

2-2 Tango By Daniel MacIvor Directed by Eric Ruffin

Studio Theatre’s aim, in choosing oneact plays to perform in its latest “Pas de Deux,” was obviously to keep things dramaturgical. Both Skin Tight, by Canada’s Gary Henderson, and 2-2 Tango, by New Zealand’s Daniel MacIvor, are explorations of relationships but also of space. Each relies on a heightened, almost surrealist sense of movement as a metaphor for evolving relationships, and does so brilliantly.

Skin Tight opens with a wild tussle between Elizabeth (D.C. regular Emily Townley) and her devoted, if submissive, husband Tom (D.C. newcomer Jens Rasmussen). Both are game for much more than a little S&M. There’s a knife used for mild stabbing, apple paring, and onstage shaving. If Tom as much as calls Elizabeth “lizard lips,” they’re rolling across the raked, fake grass-covered stage.

Skin Tight won an Edinburgh Fringe Festival Award in 1998, yet the script preserves a sense of down-under ruggedness. Studio’s adaptation has retained all the Kiwi geographical and cultural references—certain train stations, sheep shearing, etc.—but tries to keep other details nonspecific, using contemporary music that’s fun but anachronistic. The only prop, other than a few metal buckets, is a chipped enamel bathtub that does get used.

Like Janna and Don in The Personal(s), Tom and Elizabeth’s relationship is not as it first seems. But in Skin Tight, precarious situations are faced with blunt humor and direct dialogue, rather than corny jokes and grimaces. With wry fondness, Tom and Elizabeth recall their first sexual experience. (He didn’t know if he’d find the spot; she didn’t think he would fit, until she saw it.) With anger, they remember how tough it was to fit their lives together when he returned from a war. Their marriage will survive separations, but not this hour-long play. And yet, the revelatory denouement is so beautifully rendered, you’ll exit with unsentimental hope for love and long-term relationships.

And exit you must, because the theater is in for a major intermission turnover. There’s no stage when you return, just a recessed box inlaid with a parquet dance floor and the audience on three sides. 2-2 Tango is loosely set at a disco, and MacIvor has created a clever scenario in which two men depicting a pickup must waltz, jive, and, indeed, tango. One slight problem: Alex Mills (a Synetic Theater veteran) is a much better dancer than Jon Hudson Odom, and the two don’t exhibit much chemistry. It’s too bad—Mills had no problem inspiring ardor in Signature’s recent production of Shakespeare’s R&J. Like that other all-male play, 2-2 Tango utilizes overlapping dialogue to great effect, as when the men debate who’s going home with whom. (“Your place? My place? What’s wrong with your place?”) Or, when things appear to be working out, holler out names for a potential cat. Just because two people like “Whiskers” doesn’t mean they’re soulmates, and these characters aren’t. The show ends with a regrettably serious metaphor involving a smashed watermelon that leaves the dance floor a pulpy mess. The relationship is over, but at least these two survive to dance another night.

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