Moonrise Kingdom Directed by Wes Anderson Turn Me On, Dammit! Directed by Jannicke Systad Jacobsen The small worlds of eccentric romantics

Anderson’s preteen heroes rough it.

When 12-year-old Sam runs away from his New England summer camp in Moonrise Kingdom, a poster covers the escape hatch he’s carved out in his tent. He doesn’t tell anybody, but leaves behind a letter of resignation to his scoutmaster. His family is immediately notified of Sam’s disappearance. His father, after some thought, replies that they “can’t invite him back.”

Actually, it’s Sam’s foster father, which isn’t nearly as funny as a real dad saying it. But it still elicits a smile. For this is 1965 upper-crust America, and this is a Wes Anderson film. It’s gonna be quaint. It’s gonna be wry. It’s gonna look just like Anderson’s other features, like Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, and Fantastic Mr. Fox. But is that such a bad thing?

The one inarguable positive is that Moonrise Kingdom is not like Anderson’s last two live-action films, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou and The Darjeeling Limited—which is to say, it’s actually diverting, a mostly winning creation from a cultishly beloved auteur. It centers on two chastely-in-love preteens running away together. More than anything, the most elevated descriptor that comes to mind is “cute.”

Sam (Jared Gilman) meets Suzy (Kara Hayward) a year before their sojourn takes place, when he wanders off, bored, during a play and ends up backstage, where Suzy is sitting in a raven’s costume awaiting her cue. It’s love at first sight, though Sam is a nerdy little guy with thick black glasses and Suzy is a young beauty with blue eyes and a thousand-yard stare. They become pen pals and plan and execute their escape perfectly—though Sam seems a little disconcerted that Suzy brought her cat. Sam is an able scout, providing food and shelter as they rough it in the wood. To relax, Sam smokes a pipe (!), and they read books and talk, always flatly, about their dreams. Deadpan, apparently, is the new precocious.

The rest of Moonrise Kingdom involves the hunt for the young lovers. Although Sam’s foster family has given up on him, Suzy’s parents Laura and Walt (Frances McDormand and Bill Murray) actively pursue their “troubled” girl, even if it takes a while for them to notice she’s gone. “Does it concern you that your daughter just ran away from home?” Laura asks Walt—via bullhorn. There’s a beat. “That’s a loaded question,” Walt responds.

Do you have any idea what Walt means by that? I don’t, but it’s still amusing. And that’s the trick Anderson and co-writer Roman Coppola, son of Francis, pull off once again: Fashioning a world in which not much suggests the real one, in which the sight gags are precious (that pipe!), in which dialogue is elliptical (when a dog is accidentally killed and Suzy asks, “Was he a good dog?” Sam flatly responds, “Who’s to say?”). Late in the film, when a grown-up actually considers marrying the tweens, he tells them it’s a serious decision they should discuss by the trampoline. Cue long shot of the pair talking things over while another kid bounces up and down. Har har.

Moonrise Kingdom may focus on the newcomer actors (who are as surprisingly transfixing as Anderson’s vivid palette of pinks, greens, yellows, and browns). But the supporting cast offers a boatload of stars, including Edward Norton, Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Harvey Keitel, Jason Schwartzman, and Bob Balaban—who sometimes serves as narrator, dressed in green and red elfin-wear as he addresses to the camera directly, as if he’s making some sort of documentary. It’s weird for the sake of weird.

Back to cute for the sake of cute: Love is Anderson’s concern here, predominantly via the romance of Sam and Suzy, who refuse to stay apart even when they’re caught. Parallel to that is Laura’s affair with the local police captain (Willis) while she and Walt sleep in separate beds, I Love Lucy-style. Perhaps Anderson is suggesting Laura has no right to keep Suzy from her beloved when Laura can’t stay away from hers. Or perhaps it’s just to give Willis something to do. Alas, the other A-listers aren’t awarded as much meat, which means that, like Rushmore, this is chiefly a story about kids—appropriate for a filmmaker whose defining characteristics remain so stubbornly, rewardingly childlike.

Turn Me On, Dammit! Directed by Jannicke Systad Jacobsen

Turn Me On, Dammit! opens with static scenes of a tiny town in Norway, described by our 15-year-old protagonist, Alma (Helene Bergsholm): “Mountains. Empty road. More empty road. Stupid sheep. Stupid haybales. Stupid trampoline girls,” and so on. Then we see Alma on the floor of her kitchen, masturbating furiously as she has phone sex. The call’s cut short when her mom comes home. Foiled again.

Alma has raging hormones and constant frustration. She fantasizes about a classmate, Artur (Matias Myren)—actually, she fantasizes about everybody, including her bitchy friend, Ingrid (Beate Stofring), and her goofy boss. Her imagination covers everything, from coos of “we belong together” from Artur to commands of “I’ll go down on you, then you’ll go down on me” from Ingrid. Alma is both innocent and sexual, a combination that makes her an instant outcast when she babbles to her friends at a party, “Artur poked me with his dick,” and they don’t believe her—especially when Artur denies it. Now she’s “Dick Alma,” and is ostracized for weeks.

Based on a novel and written and directed by Jannicke Systad Jacobsen, Turn Me On, Dammit! tells the story of insular worlds—both the town and Alma’s school—and the small liberation of gaining some perspective outside of them. Alma veers between trying and giving up on becoming liked again, using every trick from direct confrontation to feigned nonchalance to attempting to entice others with hash. Meanwhile, her mother (Henriette Steenstrup) discovers the ferocity of her daughter’s sexual desire and is both horrified and embarrassed, unsure of how to deal with it. Dad’s a nonpresence.

Bergsholm is a beauty, but just awkward enough to make Alma’s sudden unpopularity believable. There isn’t much to her story, but at 76 minutes, it breezes by as quickly as the changing of a teenager’s moods. Ultimately, it’s about romance, not sex—another friend “dates” a guy so innocently they exchange only glances—with a Grand Gesture eventually setting things right again. It’s a charming achievement that, in a film full of groans and humping, it’s the sweet PDA you’ll remember most.

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