Hamidu Jalloh Sells Ice Cream, Not Drugs So why won't people stop calling the cops on him?

Darrow Montgomery

There’s a single visible bullet hole in the right side of Hamidu Jalloh’s ice cream truck. He remembers the incident quite vividly.

He was parked in the 5000 block of Bass Place SE one evening last November. It was starting to get dark out. Jalloh had just finished serving some customers and decided to do a quick cleanup before moving on to the next stop. His back was turned when he heard someone approaching. He figured it was another customer. It wasn’t. It was a guy in a ski mask with a gun, demanding cash.

“OK, I’ll get it for you,” a terrified Jalloh promised. Fetching some greenbacks, however, wasn’t as easy as dishing out an ice cream cone or grabbing a can of soda from the cooler: The cash box was on the other side of the truck. As Jalloh reached behind him, the gunman got jumpy, shoving his arm through the window and pressing the barrel into the vendor’s chest.

Operating on instinct, Jalloh grabbed for the weapon. A struggle ensued and the gun went off. Neither man was hit but the bullet left its mark in the truck. Then the robber managed to jerk the weapon free and blasted Jalloh in his right leg. The gunman fled. Jalloh, meanwhile, had to fling himself, bleeding, through his serving window to catch the attention of a passing D.C. police cruiser.

“When tough times come, crazy stuff happens,” says Jalloh matter of factly, showing off his scar.

advertisement

The 49-year-old father of three from Sierra Leone was lucky to survive. But what exactly is an ice cream seller doing driving around Southeast D.C. on the verge of winter?

S ome area residents have long had their suspicions about Jalloh. Neighborhood Listservs have been abuzz with sugary conspiracy theories dating back several years. “Is this the ice cream truck that really sells drugs?” inquired Hilleast e-mail discussion group commenter Daniel Glucksman last May. “This winter an ice cream truck was driving around, music playing. Are any kids really buying ice cream at odd hours in the winter? In fact, it parked next to Harris Teeter one evening. I watched as young adults lined up at the window. None walked away with ice cream.”

Another eyewitness, identifying himself as Tyler Gellasch, claims to have seen similar stuff: “I don’t know if there is only one truck or many. But I can say with certainty that I have seen transactions not involving food or beverage occur at an ice cream truck--and as late as midnight.”

Apollo Gonzales, meanwhile, offered this account of a curious ice cream vendor he’d spotted: “No way this guy is just selling ice cream. The last two nights I’ve seen him get out of his truck and walk over to parked vehicles and exchange items with people in the cars (at 18th and C SE), or have seen people approach his drivers side window and quickly exchange items before he drives off (at 18th and Mass SE), or come out of the bushes to exchange items (Mass and 19th SE).”

In July 2008, fears about the child-magnet mobile allegedly peddling illicit adult treats reached such a fevered pitch that Caroline Jhingory, then an aide to Mayor Adrian Fenty, hopped online to assure residents that she was on the case: “I am the Ward 6 coordinator in the mayor’s office of Community Affairs and Relations. I have received various reports of an ice cream truck in the Bay St area that may be selling drugs/alcohol.…Uncertain, if this is one truck in particular, but if someone can send me the tag number and/or a description of this truck I can check on its permits.”

Regulators soon swooped in to inspect Jalloh’s truck, finding nothing fishy, however, among the various treats.

A case of mistaken identity? Not likely. First District Commander David Kamperin of Metropolitan Police Department says his vending officer knows of only one ice cream truck currently operating in and around Capitol Hill, and that’s Jalloh’s.

The ice cream man himself says his odd work schedule doesn’t mean he’s up to anything. Sure, he keeps late hours sometimes, but only when he has a steady stream of evening customers. As for having a valid reason to drive around in winter: “I sell hot food like hot dogs and Cup-a-Soup,” says Jalloh. “That keeps me going in the winter.”

Trying to quell Listserv paranoia, D.C. police Sergeant Christopher Micciche posted on Dec. 21, 2009, that he’d stopped Jalloh on more than one occasion, and the ice cream man is legit: “He did not appear to have any items for sale that were not permitted, nor was there anything suspicious about him, his vehicle, nor the contents. He is apparently a legitimate businessman who has many customers in your area...”

Of Jalloh’s truck, police spokesperson Gwendolyn Crump would say only that MPD has done site inspections and answered calls for service about the truck and that it “was inspected twice and there were no violations.”

None of the posters who claimed they saw Jalloh acting suspiciously returned phone or e-mail inquiries.

“I told the police, you can search my truck anytime and you can bring dogs,” says Jalloh. “I don’t even smoke and I don’t drink. I wouldn’t sell anything illegal. Police officers come to my truck [to buy things] almost every day.”

In Jalloh’s view, the drug-dealing theories are trumped-up accusations simply intended to drive off a roaming vestige of the old neighborhood. Eighteen years ago, when he first began wheeling around in his sugary white 1976 Chevy delivery truck with the Good Humor label, the area from Capitol Hill to Capitol Heights was prime turf for the African-born ice cream man. After immigrating to this country in 1991, he first found work washing cars. But a cousin soon converted him to the lucrative ice cream business. (As many as eight of his relatives similarly hawk the cold sweets, he says.)

Jalloh has been driving the same truck and same route ever since. That much hasn’t changed. Neighborhood demographics are a different story. “The problem I’m having is that these people just moved in from the suburbs, where it’s quiet,” he says, “so they keep complaining about me to the police.”

Perhaps the biggest complaint—even more so than the whispers about drugs—is the noise. The signature feature of Jalloh’s vehicle is its megaphone-shaped loudspeaker and the distinctive tune that routinely blares from it. That would be “Turkey in the Straw.” As Jalloh drives from spot to spot, it’s this hoedown-y 19th-century ditty that announces his approach. After almost two decades of playing the song, Jalloh doesn’t hear it. Not so the people of Capitol Hill, among the city’s most vigilant when it comes to nuisances. In Jalloh’s view, “detractors of ‘Turkey in the Straw’” is longhand for “gentrifiers.”

On the occasions when the noise sticklers show up at his truck to complain about the music in person, Jalloh says he tries to reason with them: “I keep it as low as it can go so that somebody knows that I’m around.” Sometimes, the complainants see his point. If the conversation turns sour, though, Jalloh gets obstinate: “You’ve only been here a few years,” he tells them. “If you guys come here you’re not going to change us! We do ice cream in this city!”

Chris Matias, 40, who moved to the corner of 18th and D Streets SE six years ago, calls Jalloh’s diddy “the theme song from hell.” Says Matias, “He comes with the theme blaring at all hours of the night. I hear from neighbors that it takes them forever to get their children to sleep.” Matias says the truck stops in front of his house every day around 7 p.m. He says he can’t have phone conversations when Jalloh’s truck is around and that he’s asked the ice cream man to pipe down. Jalloh, he says, is “defiant” about the issue.

The ice cream man counters: “They just can’t stand the music.”

O n a recent Saturday, City Paper rode shotgun as Jalloh’s truck squeaked and sputtered along its usual path. It’s tight in there. Most of the floor space gets taken up by a large “cold plate” freezer. The rest of the truck being almost completely cluttered by boxes of junk food and a huge, cloudy jar of maraschino cherries. Jalloh needs all this stuff because his ice cream truck is ”just like a store on wheels,” he says.

The veteran ice cream vendor approaches his route like an experienced hunter who knows the habits and dwelling places of his prey. This particular weekend, what Jalloh calls a “Spanish” soccer team is kicking around on a practice field, near RFK Stadium. The team and its spectators often buy copious amounts of ice cream bars, he notes. The vendor shows up at about 4:30 p.m., because this is around the time soccer practice ends. ”They don’t buy anything going in,” he says, “only coming out.” Jalloh’s truck rumbles into a nearby parking lot. Flipping a switch that resides to the upper left of the driver’s seat, he lets the music rip. People look up as the truck rolls to a stop.

It’s not a good day for ice cream. “It’s cold out today,” says Jalloh. Though it’s sunny, the temperature is holding at about 50 degrees, and it’s windy. As Jalloh’s song washes over the field, though, he gives it his all, pressing a button that sets off a low-toned bell that seems to gurgle more than chime. As he waits, adding to the cacophony, Jalloh listens to some upbeat African music over a car stereo fastened above the dashboard. Incredibly, “Turkey in the Straw” does its magic. Several customers line up. As he abandons the truck’s ripped leather seat for the serving window, he switches off the siren song to give his customers a boisterous hello.

Continuing along Jalloh’s route, it becomes quite obvious that some neighborhoods are more easily seduced by “Turkey in the Straw” than others. Pulling onto 7th Street SE, for instance, Jalloh tries the turkey call on shoppers at Eastern Market. While there are plenty of people wandering around the open air market, few seem to be interested in the Good Humor truck. Jalloh rings his bell and a nearby police officer, watching over the market, gives him the evil eye.

The nasty look recalls another incident the week before, when a cop patrolling the same area questioned him about being there. Jalloh says he calmly told the officer he sells ice cream at Eastern Market from time to time, and showed the officer his vending license. The cop apologized, he says, and told him that he’d only asked because someone had called 911 on the truck. The cop was obligated to check him out. “I wasn’t mad,” says Jalloh, “the only problem is when you say I cannot sell here.”

Although there is no interrogation this time, Jalloh’s trip to Eastern Market doesn’t turn out well. Two kids who look to be about about 10 fork over five bucks for two cherry collision cups. But that’s it. No other takers. But later, when he rolls into the Potomac Gardens area, everything changes, including the rules. “You need to stop writing now,” he says. Jalloh explains that in this area, a reporter scribbling on a note pad will be mistaken for an undercover cop gathering intelligence. “I don’t want them to think I’m trying to sell them out,” he says.

Here, no one takes offense to Jalloh’s music, or gives him the evil eye. Twice, in fact, teenagers do a silly dance to the repetitive melody. Everyone seems to know him. ”I’ve known this motherfucker for a lota years,” one customer says. “Since you were a kid,” smiles Jalloh.

Business picks up immediately. Many of the adults who end up at Jalloh’s truck order nachos with cheese and chili sauce for $2.50 a pop, or hot dogs with mustard or chili for $1.50. The kids who mob the truck tend to order penny candy, or else (despite the weather) frozen treats that range from $1–2. Jalloh gives away broken popsicles to the kids who hang around the truck looking disappointed because they don’t have the cash for any of his products. Money piles up in his small steel cash box.

No one asks for or seems to expect any drugs. Only the tasty, if somewhat unhealthy, food Jalloh plies is bought and sold. As a rule, Jalloh says he won’t even discard trash for people since unsavory types are apt to pitch drugs into trash bags when police come around. “You never know what’s in there,” he says. “You just try to stay in the rules.”

A comprehensive search of public records reveals that Jalloh has but one blemish on his record. In 1992, he was arrested for assault on a police officer. Asking Jalloh about that incident animates him. He claims he’s never done anything to hurt anyone: “I’ve never killed an ant to my knowledge! I’ve never stepped on an ant!” He says the arrest wasn’t what it might seem. According to Jalloh, the trouble began when a cop he knew came over to his truck and demanded a free soda. Jalloh refused. Even though he sometimes gives free stuff to civil servants, he says he doesn’t like being pushed around. “You don’t come to me and try to command me. I don’t go for that.”

A few days later, he ran into the same officer again when his truck was stopped at a red light near RFK stadium. Another driver pulled up and asked Jalloh directions. While he was talking to the fellow motorist, Jalloh says, the officer came over to him and accused him of stopping in the middle of the street to peddle ice cream, which is illegal. The cop ordered him to pull over. He says he tried to do as he was told. But the cop, who was standing near the truck, claimed Jalloh tried to hit him with the vehicle, he says. Jalloh was arrested for assault with a dangerous weapon. He later pleaded guilty to simple assault and spent 30 days in a halfway house, he says. “It’s painful when someone tries to take advantage in this life,” says Jalloh. He calls the incident “the only problem I’ve ever had in my life.”

Jalloh’s experiences underscore some general truths about the larger plight of ice cream vendors in the District. A Freedom of Information Act request submitted to D.C. police by the City Paper reveals that, since the year 2000, city ice cream vendors have been the victims of alleged criminal activity far more often than the perpetrators. None have been arrested for dealing drugs.

According to police reports, on Feb. 4, 2008, an apparently agitated ice cream vendor rammed his truck into an ex-lover’s “occupied vehicle” and further assaulted the victim with a baseball bat.

On July 31, 2007, an ice cream vendor drove off without giving a customer the hot sausage he ordered, or the change he was due. The victim had paid with a $100 bill.

On Jan. 14, 2010, an ice cream man was arrested for carrying a Glock 22 handgun.

More often than not, it’s the customers carrying weapons. Ice cream vendors have been victims of robbery, theft, and assault at least 20 times since 2000.

Apparently, in the District, knocking over an ice cream truck is old hat. Way back in November 2002, for instance, an ice cream truck was held up with all the bravado of a stage coach robbery. On the 2200 block of Hunter Place SE, an ice cream truck man was selling frozen treats when someone approached him and whipped out a gun. Evidently, the two were on a first name basis, “Jeff, get off the truck or I’ll kill you,” the robber stated. “Jeff” did just that. Meanwhile, the stick-up man rode off in the ice cream truck. Two other ice cream vendors would be robbed that same year.

Despite declining crime rates, ice cream trucks were still getting jacked as recently as 2009. Last July, an ice cream truck selling treats on Burbank Street SE ran into trouble when two men surrounded the vehicle. One “opened the side door to the ice cream truck,” according to a police report, “brandished a black semiautomatic handgun and asked ‘How much ya’ll made tonight?’”

A few months after, it would be Jalloh’s turn. But the veteran concessionaire remains undaunted, despite his wounds. “My dad used to tell me one thing,” he says. “Make sure what you do is right, everything else will fall in place.”

Our Readers Say

Truck vendors like Mr. Jalloh have visted public housing communities for decades. "Parked next to Harris Teeter" simply means residents of Potomac Gardens were being served.
So the guy is not selling drugs, that doesn't change the fact he is a nuisance. He drives around the neighborhood at all hours blasting that annoying song. Listen buddy, my ears don't hang low. They don't wobble to and through. I will not tie them in a knot or a bow. So please leave our neighborhood alone!!
Seems like Coop needs to chill out' enjoy some ice cream and stop being the'
real nuisance.
I know that guy!! He sells the best weed...my man hamiduu!
Comment Number 2. Love it! Agreed!
If the music is too loud you're too old.
He is not a nuisance. The nuisance is these johnny-come-latelies to Hilleast seeking to impose their alien values on an already settled community. Get over it. Get a life.
Leave Big Worm alone! "Playin wit' my money, is like playin' wit' my emotions Smokeyyy..."
Those darn kids, wanting ice cream, and something to eat. That darn man, making a living selling things. Get off my lawn. That music is drowning out my HBO show and i can't hear myself making my wheat grass shot. I need to get the condo association to do something about this!
I'm a recent home owner in Hill East and I've grown found of the ice cream man. I don't purchase things from him, but the local kids (and adults) love him. It makes me laugh every time I see him cruising the streets in the dead of winter at 9 o'clock at night. If you can't bear his music for the 10 minutes he's on your block you need to get a reality check. I'm more worried about the muggings, vehicle break-ins and robberies than I am of some corny ice cream truck music.
capitalhillprof, you are a segregationist pure and simple
if the cops Look at the truck and they said all is ok then get off of the man
case.
I am certainly not a segregationist. Hilleast was a mixed neighborhood before the johnny-come-latelies arrived with their alien notions. [And we're not talking anything about out of the country immigration. We're talking about the intra-American movement of mostly white folk with very strange more's and manners.]
Let's set the records straight...All this listserv stuff happened in 2008 - crack reporting guys! And when they did look into him, he was fined for selling cigarettes and hot dogs (he was not licensed to sell hot dogs at the time apparently.)

It wasn't the rock of crack some people were hoping for, but he wasn't totally innocent either...

I've personally never bought anything from him, although he does visit my block right about 9pm every day. There used to be a soft serve truck that would come by...man it was good. But I just don't love Good Humor.
Thanks, WCP, for this article. We live in Hilleast and my kids love getting ice cream from Hamidu's truck. It's been distressing to see the unfounded rumors on the listserv. (Justin, I've seen such posts on Newhilleast much more recently than 2008.) I'd be sorry to see Hamidu go.
TYPICAL WHITEY'S ALWAYS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT THEY DONT HAVE THEIR HANDS IN! STOP WHINING AND BUY A PICKLE FOR YOUR ALONE TIME PLEASURE LATER!

WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
What flavor is gentrified ice cream?
This is one of the best articles I've read in CP in many years.
I guess if he was selling crystal-meth he would be the "cool" dude. As long as Capitol Hill East remains 60% black...do what you have to do Jalloh. I have brought ice cream from you at the various times and during various seasons. I too am wondering why are people trying to make Washington, DC a slow-sleepy town of citizens.
Gentrified ice cream comes in butter pecan or coffee swirl.
I am not against ice cream trucks, but I am against super-loud ice cream trucks playing the obnoxious, "Turkey in the Straw" for a long time in the same spot. The noise is beyond what I consider to be "normal" for an ice cream truck. I would prefer that he turn off the music if he's going to be parked for a while. The guy's gotta do his job, but some of us want to be able to not have the repetitive music torture us for long periods or at weird hours.
If you're a parent, you're already being deluged by repetitive, monotonous and (IMHO) horrible "music" in your own home, in the form of everything from The Wiggles and Barney to whatever is passing for pop music with the tweens. 10 minutes of Turkey in the Straw shouldn't even ping your annoyance radar, for crying out loud! Hamidou is a nice guy trying to make a living the way he's done for a long time; he's great with kids and adults, remembers your preferences and will spot your kid a quarter if he's a little short on allowance that day.
"Johnny-come-latelies" and "White folk with very strange more's and manners"? 'Caphillprof', you are a racist disgrace to our neighborhood.
There seems to be a lot of anti-white racism in these posts. People incorrectly assume that everyone who is bothered by the noise is new to the neighborhood or is white.
The urban, mixed-race environment we share in Capitol Hill East is done a service by having an ice cream truck, but is done a disservice when that truck parks with loud, loud music for a long period of time (longer than the 10 minutes stated in another post). Race shouldn't be a factor--loud is loud, and this guy needs to turn it down a notch or two.
Yeah to #23 and #24. What's up with the racism?
capitalhillprof, you continue to prove you are a segregationist, stop lying to yourself and seek therapy already
No to #23 and #24 (and the others like them). Your assumption of racism is just that: an assumption. And a wrong one at that.

I've lived in my neighborhood since 1992 and have watched white people who were previously scared to death of SE DC move in and then try and make it over to suit themselves. In addition to the complaints about the ice cream truck there have been complaints about neighborhood fireworks on the fourth of July. Apparently some people are concerned that what they're hearing is gunfire. Oh, please. It's one day of the year. Yeah, there are some who start a little early but it isn't that bad. And, by the way, I'm white.

In my mostly black working-class neighborhood I've watched white people come and go and have always thought it odd how many of them are just not very friendly and don't seem to have any interest in interacting with the rest of us. I will say though that I think I've been seeing some improvement the last few months. I don't know why now but I'm glad to see it.

If you really have a problem with how loud the ice cream truck is, have you tried talking to the guy and asking him if he can turn it down? He goes by my house and I don't even pay any attention. It's not that I don't hear him. I just figure that the sounds of the city come with living in the city. I've heard of people complaining about the noise and traffic that goes with living near 8th Street (that's Barracks Row for those of you who need a cute name for everything but for me calling it 8th Street will do).

I live in the city because I like living in the city. I moved to the city and understood it wouldn't be as quiet as the suburbs or a small town. And it isn't. And that's just fine with me.

Some of the people who are complaining will eventually move on and not only live somewhere else but the odds are pretty good, it seems to me, they'll settle in the suburbs. In the meantime it appears we must cater to their demands or be called names.
What happened to my breaks between paragraphs? Bad commenting system! Bad!
I love the people who assume because I don't want to listen to some guy blast an annoying song at odd hours that I am white. News flash, black people hate annoyances like this guy too. I didn't realize disdain for repetitive crappy music blasted at all hours was a white/black thing.

Just turn the damn music down and you can circle our neighborhood 24 hours a day if you want. I could care less.

Curious, how many people who criticized me actually live in SE DC and have been around this guy? The majority of the people in the neighborhood and on the list serve know that he sucks. Period.
I've been a Hilleast resident for a long time. I don't have a problem with the ice cream truck selling whatever, and I'm glad that Jalloh is a nice guy ... but that song is played so loud it is a horrible nuisance. The "music" just reverberates (particularly in the cold months) and is SO ANNOYING. You can hear it blocks away, it is louder than police sirens or other regular city noise. I have no problem with someone conducting their business, but don't think that we all should have to suffer from it.
Coop: Ok, are you white? Black? Neither? You haven't made this explicit. And have you spoken to the guy about turning it down? If so, what did he say or do?
Go Jalloh!

Let me try to clear it up for you Amused since race seems to be the only important factor in this debate: I am #####. If I was black should I want to listen to this music and if I was white does that mean I have no right to complain because that means I am an "alien." Or perhaps I am neither. Maybe I am typing this with a latino accent or really I am of asian decent. I bet the thought of one of them there asians speaking up just rocked your world. "I thought they all kept quite and were engineers."

And yes...many of us have asked him to just turn it down or at the very least switch up the song play list. That was in 2008 when people used to complain about the "I Scream Man" on the listserve. Two years later and it is still "Turkey in the Straw" at loud levels.
28. I can put up with the noise for 4th of July no problem. But don't kid yourself if some of that noise isn't gunfire. Every six months(4th of July and New years eve), I can see my drug dealer neighbor(2 houses up) fire off 3 clips from his silver semi-automatic revolver in his back yard. At least he's pointing it away from our house. I'm pretty sure he's not firing blanks. No joke amused. Hopefully one of those bullets won't land in your neighborhood.
Coop: To be honest you seem to be as race-centric as anyone else in this conversation. If you don't want it to be an issue, then don't treat it like an issue. Since you seem to have commitment issues I'll put you down as white. And you still haven't told us what the reply was to your request. Honestly honey, directness is not your strong point. I really don't think it's that hard to get to the point and make your case. Don't make us drag it out of you. You tease, you. Also, it could be worse. He could be playing "Maple Leaf Rag" as I seem to remember he used to.
Not amused: I don't think I've suggested that I've been kidding myself. I think living in the city comes with an awareness that crime is going to be an ongoing issue. And as far as bullets go I think it's too late. I can't say one way or the other if it was your neighbors but we have seen bullets passing through in my neighborhood. And all fireworks aside I think I can safely say I'd be less than thrilled about a neighbor popping off a few rounds in the backyard. Any idea why the police don't respond? Gunfire, in my experience, usually comes with two parts: the sound of the gunfire and (after a short silence while waiting for) the sound of a police siren. You don't get that? Just curious as to whether or not you've pursued that problem.

<generic paragraph test>
Amused - So I am the race centric one? Yet, you are the one the keeps asking what mine is? Race is not the issue. Crappy music at all hours of the day is the issue. Try to keep up.

I guess reading comprehension is a skill you lack. It doesn't take too bright of a person to realize that since the music is still being played at a loud levels that he was unwilling to comply with mine and many other residents request. Is there any way I can make that more simple for you?

By the way, he does not live in our neighborhood. I am not sure why a non-resident or "alien" (as other's prefer on here) gets to dictate was is acceptable behavior in a neighborhood that he does do not live in.
Amused is proof that stupid people are breeding.
Thanks a bunch CP for identifying that song. Never knew what it was called. I hate all of the repetitive ice cream truck music and think it needs updated. Like in the world of digital music galore, can't these guys plug in some other stuff? I am sure there is plenty of music (pre 1932 or whatever the copy write timeframe is for music falling in the public domain before the disney-fying of our copy write laws) out there that could be mixed up. Would help I think. Besides, for someone who used to live on a street commonly used by fire trucks, within about 6 months I did not hear them any longer. This goes for the Turkey in the Straw. Perhaps a change up will actually help his business... Don't hate the ice cream man/woman.
Coop: Yes, I keep asking you what race you are. Do you not understand why? I think it's pretty clear. Coop said "I love the people who assume because I don't want to listen to some guy blast an annoying song at odd hours that I am white. News flash, black people hate annoyances like this guy too." Still a big mystery? I think not. I'm pretty sure you're white. In any case you continue to tease rather than deliver.
<p>
"Try to keep up." That seems to be the latest thing people with weak arguments say.
<p>
My reading comprehension? Really? Interesting. And quite the snazzy comeback. Clearly a very thoughtful and well-planned strategy for moving your point of view forward. Insults: the retort of the woefully limited. So sad but amusing for the Amused. Here's a suggest: you might call me a pseudo-intellectual. I'm not sure why but I seem to get that when disagreeing with someone on the internets. It usually comes from people who are thin-skinned and easily become defensive. And it's not uncommon for it to come with the "try and keep up" line. So you're moving right along! Good luck with that.
<p>
Ok, now that we've reached the conclusion that I'm not too bright I'm sure you'll be more than willing - being the painfully reasonable person you are - to explain to me what this gross offender of an ice cream vendor actually said to you when you asked about keeping it down. And since you so kindly have inquired what you can do I would suggest explaining what you said to him to request this lowering of volume and what he said. Or are you suggesting he ignored you and didn't say anything. As I mentioned before you really don't seem to have the ability to respond directly and firmly. That might suggest why your...responses are so bitchy.
<p>
Coop said "I am not sure why a non-resident or "alien" (as other's prefer on here) gets to dictate was is acceptable behavior in a neighborhood that he does do not live in." Really? Did I miss that part in the article? I don't seem to remember it but as you pointed out I'm not too bright. I feel you're pain though. I don't understand why so many newcomers to our established neighborhoods feel the need to dictate what is acceptible or unacceptible in these same neighborhoods.
<p>
I sense you're angry with me. Was it something I said? Do tell. I'm always willing to listen to constructive criticism. Nevertheless I do hope you respond. I like you. You're funny.
<p>
* <p> is my puny effort to force formatting. Silly me.
Amused is an idiot: My goodness but that's so much fun to say. And you tricked me into saying I'm an idiot. You clever pickle!
<p>
But I must say that you're presumption suggests that perhaps you are one of the newer people to our local mayhem. You assume I breed. But I don't. You see I am a gay man. You'll be so pleased to know I'm unlikely to reproduce. Your assumption that I would be straight suggests to me that you're unaware of the presence of the gay community in Washington, DC in general and on Capitol Hill in particular.
<p>
The problem here with your statement, though, is the assumption that you've witnessed the seed of my stupidity. If you wanted to make such an insult brimming with hope and malice, you'd have done better to suggest my parents were idiots. And in truth they did come from modest backgrounds with little education. There! See? I've done it for you. I hope you will find this instructive you poor dear.
<p>
You don't Amuse me so much as Entertain me. Be careful or Coop will accuse you of not being very bright. I'm sure if you continue to faithfully agree with him (or her), he (or she) will like you just fine and not bother to say such mean things to you. I suspect your feelings are much more easily hurt than mine. You see I just have a hard time taking very many things too seriously. Emphasis on "too" just so you know...
<p>
You must have a terrible time being an 8-bit machine in a 64-bit world. At least Coop could spit out more than one sentence.
Uh-oh. I made a typo! I said "you're presumption" when I meant "your presumption." Well, gosh darn it!
Solution: Go back to the suburbs, where it's quiet and safe and white!
DC is just not friendly to street vendors, plain and simple. Other cities in other countries around the world, you see beautiful street markets, tents with fresh grilled meat, vegetables, nuts, all sitting out on the street, people sitting with strangers mingling.
In DC, what do you get? A few stands here and there, geared to tourists.
Sheesh, have you seen how much people love the bulgogi cart! We need more things like that.
foldingtime: It's interesting you should mention that (about street vendors). Have you ever been to Raleigh, NC? Maybe it's my imagination but they seem to have a street vendor on every block. Seriously. It's hot dog a-go-go there. Or whatever. Next visit I'm going to find out if it's just dogs or if they half-smokes and anything else.

My only complaint about street vendors is that it's hell being stuck being them during rush hour when they're heading home pulling their office behind them. Man, it's like they're going -5 mph. But that's ok. It's good to sometimes be slowed down. Or would that be slown down? Is "slown" a word?
Gonna have to side with Amused on this one. Also, I think it's telling that all the people complaining about the noise and the suspicious nature of the Good Humor man all live in Capitol Hill, (or "Hill East" or whatever) and not, say... Alphabet City (which includes the aforementioned 5000 block of Bass, for those Not In The Know) or Simple City or Division Ave, etc. And hey, it could be worse - there's another ice cream truck that rolls around the Simple City area that doesn't even have a tune: just a giant electric bell that sounds like a roaming fire alarm. So ease up on the dude...
Amused - enjoyed your posts. Would never have thought I could find agreement w/ a gay white man, but you're on point.
It seems like the guy should be willing to just turn down the music and switch up a song. If he is unwilling to do that to appease the residents of SE then he is just a d!ck.
Put me down as whatever race I need to be in order to make my point valid.

As for his response. I don't know how to make this clearer for you. He is still playing the song at the same volume so I though you would figure it out. I forgot how dumb you are so now I will spell it out. His response was that he was within his right (which is actually not true because DC has a noise ordinance) and he had to play it at the volume to attract customers. So to recap: Race is not a factor but if you want me to be white the go for it and his response was basically no. Is there anything else I need to dumb down for you?
Coop: Your name rhymes with poop. There! I already it dumbed it down for YOU.

And that goes for the rest of your merry little gang of control freaks. I work with a few of your kind. And it's always fun to watch your ilk have a meltdown when you don't get your way.

Did you know you spelled your own name wrong?
LEAVE the man ALONE........he is a HARDWORKING AFRICAN MAN making a DECENT living....SHUT UP AND LEARN!!!



you LAZY FOOLS get of your FAT ASSESS,stop HATING and START CONTRIBUTONG to society!!!!!Pathetic.......
It is called a typo and it's not my name. Just like I assume your mom did name you Amused. But if pointing out typos is what you need to feel good about yourself then go for it. Glad to see I made things simple enough that you finally caught on to what his response was. Now if only you could solve the mystery of what race I am to determine if I am allowed to have a valid criticism of this vendor then we would be some where.
Who cares what race anyone is. I don't care who lives in my neighborhood.
CoOp: No, that was no typo. And you know it.
Amused is a Racist: I forgive you. Btw, you were closer when you called yourself Amused is an idiot. Nevertheless... That's the way to beat a dead (and boring) horse. You, CoOp/Copp/Poop are engaging in traditional colonialist behavior. You see a place you want to take, you push the people that are already there around (or try to with much complaining if it doesn't work) and make accusations at anyone who criticizes you. And, oh, does your comment mean you don't care if the ice cream man moves in beside you? Wouldn't that be fabulous. I would love that. I would buy ice cream from him. And you know what? I'm going to buy ice cream from him the next time I hear his truck. I'm going to tell him I don't always hear him so can he please turn the sound of the music up.
Here's a little extra for you: I was at the arboretum yesterday and while riding by the azaleas we heard an ICE CREAM TRUCK!!! I guess the neighborhood next to that part of the arboretum has an ice cream man. Maybe the same one but the music was different. It made me so happy. Coop and his kind should see if they can buy a house in the arboretum. That way when the USDA says no they can call the people at the USDA racists and dumb.
Ice Cream man reminds me of the Faith (Fake) Tabernalce Church of Prayer for all Peoples(Creeples) on Alabama Ave SE where they beat on an innocent landlord for allegedly posting comments about their lies, deceit and sue of the police to act a s their personal process servers for civil lawsuits and phony claims for TRO/CPO all because of nothing and I hate these black devils and everything they do to lie and insult the landlord.
Chief Lanier and Dep Diane Groomes please stop the Ice cream man's noise and the lies by this evil-wicked-church next door to 7D police.
Amused - What block do you live on. I am going to stand on your corner and blast an air horn so that I can sell Ice Cream. You would have no problem with that since you love the city and all of its sounds?
Coop: I'm at 14th and Ives SE. Go for it! Don't forget to tell us how much ice cream you sell. And don't coop the scoop you silly doop.
I haven't seen my man Jalloh in a while and I am running out of weed. Does anyone know where he is? If you do, tell him Tom needs a resupply. Thanks!
At least he plays music. The ice cream guy who comes down to my neighborhood at SW Waterfront plays a bell that sounds like a building fire alarm going off. In fact, for a month or so when he started up I thought someone was just routinely pulling the alarm every evening at the building next door to mine! Music is much better, and the normal signifier of ice cream sales.
Coop, you are a pissy bastard. If you don't like noise, move to Odenton. It is annoying to hear the same song repeatedly. I get that. However, your reaction smells of "I pay too much for this house, blah, blah" entitlement. Shut it and let the kids get their cones. Try to remember what it is like to be a child hearing the ice cream man coming down the street (exciting as I remember it). Remove the middle age stick from your rear end and get some ear plugs.
I WISH there was an ice-cream truck in our neighborhood. Jalloh, move to Alexandria!!
Personally, I think his music is a bit annoying but it is low on my list of concerns. I take bigger concern with the people like Amused. White people moving into a neighborhood are not colonialists trying to enslave another race. I would wager you are not the original owner of your home. And so that means at one point in time you too were new to the neighborhood. So often I here people complain that the new "invaders" are unfriendly. Well perhaps people like Amused should take a look in the mirror. I am new the neighborhood (less than two years.) I know everyone on my block, I say hi when I pass people on the sidewalk. Yet, I have been told I should move back to the suburbs where my "white ass belongs." My offense by the way that led to this remark was I was walking to work. People who are new to the neighborhood have just as much say in community affairs as those who have lived her "forever."
Steph: Funny, you don't SEEM friendly. Glad you know me so well. As a newcomer you still have no idea what a shitstorm of political bullshit you've walked into. Have you? Obviously you're a very good good judge of (mostly my) character even if it is online. And my goodness you just go out of your way to take shit personally. So you'll fit right in. But for the record - since you just had to bring it up (I know, I know; this will go on ad nauseum) - I don't think all white people are colonialists (moving into the neighborhood or not) trying to enslave another race. Just you and Coop. And the other ding-dong-dandies who get their panties in such a knot over the sound an ice cream truck. Btw, you've been here for two years but I've been here since the 19th century. I'm old. Really, really old. Have a nice day and don't forget to bite me. Now get your white ass where it belongs.
I just love indignant people. Especially when they're offended about something. Oh, wait! I hear the ice cream man. Let me get my money. Mmmmm good.
Thank you for proving my point, Amused.
Why do people hate us n00bs so much? Last time I checked, southeast was horrible with all the crime, homes that were falling down and litter every where during the previous decades. Perhaps you shouldn't listen to the people like Amused who allowed those conditions to persist and maybe take a play from the n00bs who are tying to clean up the neighborhood.
Actually neither of you dumbasses are likely to listen to me if for no other reason than neither of you can read worth a damn.
Actually... Let's back the fuck up. Dipshit...er...I mean "just another n00b" says "Last time I checked, southeast was horrible with all the crime, homes that were falling down and litter every where during the previous decades. Perhaps you shouldn't listen to the people like Amused who allowed those conditions to persist and maybe take a play from the n00bs who are tying to clean up the neighborhood." What's wrong with this statement? Anybody? Anybody?
Everybody watch out, we got an internet tough on our hands. Don't anybody mess with Amused. On the plus side, he is old and will be dead soon. At which point I will buy his house and turn it into condos that only yuppies can buy.
"Amused is Old": Is that what you have to bring to the table? Keep watching dummy. This should get good. If no one else does it, I'll have to do it. But it'll be my pleasure. Hint: Thank n00b. Or not. Dead soon? Nah, if you were old enough to remember Cool "Disco" Dan, you'd probably know Evil Never Dies. Hint: DC (and the Hill) had a long history before certain people moved in starting about...what?...2000. Yes, there were people here then.
I might add, though, that some are showing their true...colors. And make sure you pay 25% more for that condo than it's worth. Suckers.
Would somebody buy Amused some of my weed....I mean ice cream, so he will calm down.
Will someone buy Amused some of my weed....I mean ice cream....so that he will calm down?
Stupid City Paper website timing out. Thought the first one didn't go through. Now my clever joke falls flat.
Not City Paper's fault. You fell flat. Your joke? Bleh.
I was dumb enough to vote for Marion Barry therefore my opinion is more important than yours.
Don't be deceived. The previous comment was not mine.
Where you dumb enough to vote for Marion Barry bc if the shoe fits.....
why do some people think ice cream trucks are the exclusive domain of urban centers? I've been in numerous suburban areas of So Cal where ice cream trucks are equally loud and persistent. As long as its on the level (licensed, sanitary, no ilicit activity) I see nothing wrong. But they should also comply with noise ordinances. DC noise ordinance (DCMR 27.2701) specifies that in residential zones that level may not exceed 60 db during daytime hours and 55 db at night.

And for anyone who'd like to get in a pissing contest over how long they've lived in the impacted area, the DC Noise Control Act of 1977 predates the vast majority of you. Sorry Mr. Jalloh -- you may have seniority over <i>some</i> of the gentrifiers, but you don't qualify as a "pre-existing source."
My cousin read yesterday's Washington Post Express cover story about the new immigration law in Arizona that will effectively encourage racial profiling among the state and local police districts; my cousin was outraged and said that the illegal immigrants should stay. I disagree...namely, because of people like Hamidou.

You have here a LEGAL immigrant, who worked his way up to being an entrepreneur with vending license in hand; apparently, the man has paid taxes and maintained a going concern for almost 20 years. He is not lowering the local wages of unskilled laborers. He is not stealing anyone's social security number and name to gain authorization to work in this country. He is DOCUMENTED...as all legal residents and US citizens are...therefore, he is counted at census time and his number contributes to the resources that DC receives based on its COUNTED population.

Some of the newer, Capitol Hill residents brought their xenophobia with them from their last residence. If the ice cream man was on Capitol Hill before you got there...and his LEGAL business has been in operation for nearly 20 years...then you need to talk to your realtor about your next home purchase--outside of DC.

For the longtime residents who don't like the noise from the truck...think about what your neighborhood would be like if Hamidou was a different man...a man who wasn't blaring a nursery song to draw a crowd, because he only wanted certain customers to come to his truck for something other than junk food. Hopefully, Hamidou's "blaring" song makes it harder for criminals to victimize your neighbors in the vicinity of his truck...because so many eyes and ears are on his truck--for love of ice cream or hate of the horn speaker's volume.
Amused you had me cracking up I love it especially the part about you buying ice cream you should try and write your own paper you really made my morning thank you.
Lala, where you also dumb enough to vote for Marion Barry?

I think that should be our new litmus test, not how long you lived here. If you ever voted for that man then you have zero credibility on issues concerning the community.
no matter what anyone says, Amused is always right. and don't you forget it. you're here for his amusement, as he sees it. not for serious discussion. there's some serious bitterness there. and too much free time. steph/offended/coop are correct on this. amused is "funny," (i'm not exactly sure who finds him funny, but whatever) but the others are right. he's a race-baiter. he needs to put people into little boxes b/c that's what he feels has been done to him all his life.

given over to his pathetic existence, which is largely based on the inflation of his self-importance which derives from the length of ....time (?) he's been able to swallow here on Hill East, and the inability, brought by the 90s, to live as promiscuously as he was during the 70s and 80s, he's now relegated to comment trolling.

if no one reads him or replies to him, he's nothing. don't let folks like this get your goat. sad, but that's what entertains them. they're not serious about anything but their own...amusement. and pleasure.
Dcaps don't worry if I voted for Berry just worry about the fact that your dumb ass was the one to vote for Bush you asshole.
I got my first summer job because of Marion Barry...that doesn't mean I owe my eternal allegiance to bog down DC with his foibles. I voted for Anthony Williams when I was old enough to vote in my first DC election. Within a year or so, I saw the way the City was headed...and I've been voting in VA ever since.

DCaps, it is unfair and unwise to use Barry as a political literacy test outside of Ward 8. Remember where you live and remember that Barry is in no shape to ever again consider any City-wide leadership positions. BTW, if you did vote for Bush, even once, what does that say about your qualifications to intelligently participate in this discussion?...
Volunteered for Gore and Kerry (and Obama and Bill for that matter), so in short, I am not a Republican who voted for Bush but good try. The point is a fair one, if the Barry years is your idea of an ideal DC (see Amused) then perhaps we should not consider your opinion as valid.

Lala - Safe to say you did vote for Barry. I will now disregard your opinion on everything.
Does Amused comment on every story? Have people encountered this troll before?
No the Barry years were not ideal. The Barry years led to the Control Board. We are so far off-topic, does anyone even remember the original story we were supposed to comment on? Ah yes, Hamidu...

A legal immigrant with a business license and a blaring horn is much less "annoying" than an undocumented worker/day laborer casing the neighborhood while "helping" some company with construction, landscaping, or housekeeping.
Agreed one is worst than the other. However, while cancer is more annoying than foot fungus, I would still want my doctor to get rid of both of them.
i'd like to assume that Amused's sustained silence means i hit the nail on the head w/ my above analysis. unfortunately, however, he will most assuredly read this comment, and be compelled to comment again. this little test could go two ways. i expect to hear from him (as further prolonged silence would be nigh impossible).

in his next missive, he will attempt to prove he is never wrong; that he was here first; and that my analysis of his existence was wrong. unfortunately for comment readers, his amusement has turned to uncontrollable ire, which will force his comment. tellingly, that comment will make manifest my earlier (and present) claims.

(hint: all we really wanted was for you to shut it, amused. you'll have to guess at which i'd like more: to see you crumble before us, or to enjoy your silence.)
good story WCP, I did wonder about the hours and was if he was really selling ice cream. It's funny that people complain about Jalloh but you don't ever hear complaints about the Fojol Bro's truck, the food is good but the music from their truck is just as loud. Keep up your work Jalloh, and keep safe!!
Fojol Bro's doesn't circle my house all day long so I have no beef with them. If they did, then that might be a different story.

I just assumed "Amused" did die and "Amused is Old" was currently closing on his home so he could convert it to condos. I bet they found him at his keyboard halfway though a rant. Sadly, the world will never get to see that parting bit of "wisdom."
I don't know about the ice cream truck featured in this article, but we have one in our NE neighborhood that is LOUD. Now, he typically rolls through @ 4 PM daily, so it's not a big deal, but MAN, the music is loud enough to be heard 6 or 7 blocks away. He also stops at various corners and sits for 20+ minutes serving people. Yes, the suburb I grew up in had ice cream men and yes, I realize they were able to keep moving more *easily* because the houses were further apart and there were ample places to stop on the street. But I can't help but think that his idea is to play the music loud enough so that people can hear him for blocks and then only stop at a few designated locations. Given how close buildings are together and to the street in the city, a little less volume is called for. Good tip on the Db rules, I have no problem with the ice cream men doing business (I treat myself to the occasional cone, yep, we have the softserve man!), but they should play their music within DC's noise rules. Their customers will still hear them. And there's no good reason for them to be playing music after 9, maybe 10 in the summer. Part of getting respect is giving it, and some people really do have to have their kids or themselves in bed by those hours to do *their* jobs and complete *their* responsibilities.
I KNEW if I seached Google enough about ice cream trucks in this city that I'd find an explaination as to why, even in October, that there'd be an ice cream truck mozying about the neighborhoor blasting "Turkey in the Straw" even after dark. I figured it couldn't possibly be drugs... that was just too easy of an answer. Probably the only thing that irritates me about it is that I get the damn song stuck in my head every time I hear it now.
No problems with the ice cream truck just wish it would come around my house at normal hours for ice cream and treats. If peddling at 9pm pays off, I wonder what peddling at 4pm might pay?
I just wish to know one simple, and hopefully, straight and direct fact. WHAT HOURS OF OPERATION IS THE TRUCK ALLOWED TO WORK? What is the last hour for the ice cream truck to stop making sounds/alarms/songs? This vehicle continues to make noise half a block from my home and has no regard for persons who need their rest to work early the next day. If the "ice cream guy" is such a nice person, he ought to put the community in general in thought and realize that he is a nuisance. He knows this, yet he continues to make noise. I consider that a very a**hole thing to do after knowing it pisses people off.

Leave a Comment

Note: HTML tags are not allowed in comments.
Comments Shown. Turn Comments Off.