Overheard at the Next Table
Guy: inaudible...inaudible...inaudible... "Yeah pre-marital sex!" (while vigorously waving hands in air)
Girl: "Actually, I'm waiting 'til marriage."
Ok, if that's true, knock yourself out, but if you made it up just as a response to that guy's mating call, then we like you even better.
..later on in conversation, after they are getting up to leave...
Guy: "Ok, so I was thinking we could go grab some drinks and then head over to this club where my friend's band is playing."
Girl: "Actually, I'm pretty tired. I think I need to go home."
Guy: "Ok, why don't we just go on a walk?"
Girl: "I really just need to go home."
Guy: "What if we went on a walk in Bethesda, closer to your house?"
Girl: "I want to go home."
Bless their little hearts.
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